A Brief Discourse on the Perspective of the Spectacles
Volume 1
NOVEMBER 2102
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The Royal Society of Next House DIY Events
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Your Mom and Co.
London, Cambridge, Harvard.
Proposition I. The Conundrum of Sight
GLASSES.
BIG GLASSES.
HUGE ASS GLASSES.
Anyone feeling blind lately?
Need a new pReSCriPtion [1]?
NEED SOME BIG ASS GLASSES.
wait a sec... what are ass glasses?
Glasses provide perspective and vision.
Proposition II. A Novel Perspective on Perspective
Sometimes we forget how beautiful the world is, then we open our eyes and see the depth in this world.
Worlds are formed around society [2].
Societies need to worship something divine, like Kevine [3].
But one can only see the truth through large... lenses, spectacles of *SIN*cerity.
See what I did there?
Well if you didn't, you probably need a new prescription.
Repent to kevine.
Proposition III. The Catharticism of Art
Without art, what makes us human?
What makes us see?
When we paint, we are the birth-givers of the world that is born from our imagination [4].
Through the labour of our birth-giving, we contract the colors of a dystopian future in the form of spectacles of humanity.
What is art butt your mom [5].
We are the mothers of art.
We are the biological mothers of art.
And you adopt our children with your spectacles that you *SEE* art through.
CREATE THE SPECTACLES WITH US ON
SATURDAY 11/23 9pm to 12am
Post-Modernist* Deep Mega Glasses Painting Party Bananza-Extravaganza
* literally nothing about this is actually post-modernist, we just needed a longer name... wait no everything is? it's whatever you want it to be.
This Saturday at 9pm in the TFL a DIY Event: karaoke, chilling, snacks, fun and most importantly PAINTING HUGE GLASSES! Come by for some funsies and onesies (there won’t actually be any onesies).
[1] Talagrand, Michel. "Huge random structures and mean field models for spin glasses." Doc. Math., Extra 1 (1998): 507-536.
[2] Davis, Kingsley. "Human society." (1949).
[3] Kevine, Kevine. "Kevine" (Kevine). Kevine.
[4] McDonald, Ronald. "Put a weird citation in there, to confuse them or something? ok." https://snotrahouse.com/last-mcdonalds/
[5] Mom, Ur. "ur moms" (Yo mama). Ye olde mums. m o t h e r ?
[6] Debord, Guy. The Society of the Spectacle. New York: Zone Books, 1994. Print.
